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[pRiNc3sS]

I got this in an email.. I think its pretty funny.. But slack at the same time



Greek MASTERCARD WEDDING
> >
> > You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek
> > wedding that took place in Astoria, NY.
> > It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
> > It was a large wedding with about 600 guests...
> >
> > At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a

> > microphone to talk to the crowd.
> > He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from Greece, to

> > support them at their wedding.
> > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
> > thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
> > everyone a special gift just from him.
> > So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> > party, was an envelope.
> > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> > envelope.
> > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride
> > having sex with the best man.
> >
> > The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
> > a private detective to tail them.
> > After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a

> > couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm

> > outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that
> > PUTANA."
> >
> > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
> > While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> > finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
> > charade, as if nothing were wrong.
> >
> > His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600
> > guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
> > and best man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family
> > members.
> > This guy has balls the size of church bells.
> >
> >
> > Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> > Commercial out of this ?
> > Let's give it a try...
> >
> > ---Elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and
> > friends.........$92,000.
> > ---Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$4,000.
> > ---Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos
> > Island....$8,500.
> > ---The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> > bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless!
> >
> > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> > MASTERCARD.
> >

[KoUkLa23Q]

haha

[HBK]

hahahahahaha...go the guy...top stuff

[eyoismos]

i could hardly breath after i read that, from the laughter

awesome revenge

[eyoismos]

curiosity got he better of me and did some digging around

and i discovered .... its an urban legend

damn!

[Kretan]

yes eyo! urban myth

[Thredbo]

Maybe its an urban legend.

I have second cousin who's father paid for a P.I. to chase his brand new daughter in law because my cousin is say a 7/10 and she is a 13/10 and my uncle is a suspicious tough old rich bastard.

She was photographed having sex with my cousin's friend, a neighbour and she even had sex with her female friend. Beware of teddy bears some of them have cameras.

SHe actually had a black/Maori baby because she became prengant from one of her flings.


My cousin broke up with her then told thousands of friends and relatives that she was a whore she only wanted him for his dad's cash blah blah bad mouthing each other....we would visit him and he would try to show us the surveilance tapes of his wife rooting half of Sydney....then he would say "the slut this "...the slut that", "whore", "prostitute"!!!!....

and then....


one year later they are back together....keratas badly.... She makes you get a paranoid itch and the hair on the back of your neck stands up when you see her from 200 meters.

...and that boys and girls is why you should avoid sitting on public toilet seats.

[eyoismos]

proof once more, that if you encourage the blood to drain from the cavity of the skull,
and force it into the nether regions .....

you end up being a super-malaka cousin