A woman out golfing was stung by a bee. Because the pain was so great she went back to the main building.
A man who helped golfers with their postures came up to her and asked what happened. After telling she was stung by a bee he asked where did this happen? She replied between the first and second hole.
He nodded and said to her: Your legs are too far apart when you golf.
( ... i always thought golfers have a one track mind ... and its all about golf)