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@  eyoismos : (31 October 2014 - 08:18 PM) eyo to mrs eyo this morning: "Damn it woman! I am not hugging myself! I am trying to reach those evasive itchy little fucker pimples on my back!" :rofl:
@  eyoismos : (31 October 2014 - 01:37 PM) hey! wake up! i can hear you snoring ! must be a boring day for you :)
@  set2love : (30 October 2014 - 08:15 AM) Kalimera :)
@  eyoismos : (24 October 2014 - 04:22 AM) Posted Image
@  Ajax : (23 October 2014 - 12:57 PM) Elo Gc
@  eyoismos : (23 October 2014 - 08:56 AM) welcome, uxk60, to GC :)
@  eyoismos : (23 October 2014 - 12:54 AM) as if i ever had a choice :tongue:
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:34 PM) Run and service queen eyo...trexa
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:33 PM) Good morning eyo
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:33 PM) Kriti....Kriti....Kriti....(testing Kretans reaction)
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:32 PM) I'm out - sun has risen, birds are chirping, my niece's dog, arhidi, is scratching at the door demanding titbits, and most important of all ... tiganokratousa wants breakfast in bed .... she still thinks its her birthday .. poor delusional woman :rofl:
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:32 PM) Kim Kardashian....i decided brunettes do it better
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:30 PM) who is kim ? and why did you decided  NOT to have any fun any more ?
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:28 PM) i followed in Kim's footsteps and whent blonde a week after her...and discovered they do have more fun
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:25 PM) wow! you mean you tried that blond thing? ok confess .... who was you mark? hubby? :tongue:
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:25 PM) lol
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:24 PM) you forgot to say in your ad .... proven babysitting experience for the koumpara essential
@  set2love : (22 October 2014 - 02:24 PM) Not this month lol
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:22 PM) (boy am i in trouble or what if setoula is blonde)
@  eyoismos : (22 October 2014 - 02:21 PM) like a blond would go brunette any time soon - hahahahha - other way round maybe ... in order to SEEM dumb, but mean time, back at the ranch, ....

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#1 Μπουμπουλίνα

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:17 AM

Have you ever had one???

Tell us about your near death experience!!

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:28 AM

plenty...... every time mrs eyo hold a tigani in her hand

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:30 AM

then there were the times in my idle youth, when a got wasted on booze..... and i saw the light....which turned out to be the torch the fucken cops where holding, while i was spray-painting the side-walks

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:47 AM

Haha eyo, i had that torch experience with the cops as well in my teenage years, when i was sleeping in my car from being too tired to drive.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:10 PM

When I knocked up Mrs Thredbo I was shown an assortment of rifles then taken on a hunting trip to see how my father in law sources the family's protein.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 02:10 PM

yeup....was swinging on my chair...lost control for a second thought i was going to fall back and off the chair and WALLAH! saved myself!! my life flashed before my eyes!

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 09:33 AM

καλά .... τον Αλάχ γιατι τον φωνάζεις ;

αλλά φαίνεται κάτι ξέρεις...και σώθηκες απο καρεκλογκρέμισμα

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 09:00 PM

I had a bus screech to a halt within center metres on George st when I was 20. Lost control of my car and landed lined up on the edge of a cliff. And lost control of my dads van once in peak our traffic on m4 across 3 lanes and walked away... And almost got hijacked by knife point on king George's road and that's all for now...

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 03:13 AM

the closest i got to anything like that was once, in durban, it was a hell of a storm.....so i was driving very carefully, while rain was coming down in buckets. at one point, at a stop street, i obviously stopped and waited for the traffic light to go green. when it did, i some how killed the engine, and while the engine was going nyanyanyanya trying to start it, there was an almighty thunder, and lightening hit the edge ofthe building high above, and knocked out a piece of cement and what not about a foot square and just as wide and it landed just in front of my car. if i had driven off when i could , it would have landed just about right over my head

coincidence? maybe

αλλα έκανα τον σταυρό μου και ευχαρίστησα τον Θεό

Edited by eyoismos, 28 June 2012 - 03:14 AM.


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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:36 AM

Not once,.. when the grim reaper takes a swipe I am the phantom cat-skink of inland australia, all these years of being buried in the dirt and listening to the earth's secrets has served me well.

The signature is the only occasion,.. I thought I was going to drown or be asphyxiated by her pent up muslim grip, dont underestimate the strength of that little bronze claw, I couldn't even vocalise my warning with a deep guttural hiss. :beee:

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:57 AM

Not once,.. when the grim reaper takes a swipe I am the phantom cat-skink of inland australia, all these years of being buried in the dirt and listening to the earth's secrets has served me well.

The signature is the only occasion,.. I thought I was going to drown or be asphyxiated by her pent up muslim grip, dont underestimate the strength of that little bronze claw, I couldn't even vocalise my warning with a deep guttural hiss. :beee:


Bah...what did you expect from a Turk?

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:56 PM

im too blond too remember....




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