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[Μπουμπουλίνα]

Have you ever had one???

Tell us about your near death experience!!

[eyoismos]

plenty...... every time mrs eyo hold a tigani in her hand

[eyoismos]

then there were the times in my idle youth, when a got wasted on booze..... and i saw the light....which turned out to be the torch the fucken cops where holding, while i was spray-painting the side-walks

[Ajax]

Haha eyo, i had that torch experience with the cops as well in my teenage years, when i was sleeping in my car from being too tired to drive.

[Capn Jack Sparrow]

When I knocked up Mrs Thredbo I was shown an assortment of rifles then taken on a hunting trip to see how my father in law sources the family's protein.

[♪♫MusicDorkalNini♪♫]

yeup....was swinging on my chair...lost control for a second thought i was going to fall back and off the chair and WALLAH! saved myself!! my life flashed before my eyes!

[eyoismos]

καλά .... τον Αλάχ γιατι τον φωνάζεις ;

αλλά φαίνεται κάτι ξέρεις...και σώθηκες απο καρεκλογκρέμισμα

[bubblytee]

I had a bus screech to a halt within center metres on George st when I was 20. Lost control of my car and landed lined up on the edge of a cliff. And lost control of my dads van once in peak our traffic on m4 across 3 lanes and walked away... And almost got hijacked by knife point on king George's road and that's all for now...

[eyoismos]

the closest i got to anything like that was once, in durban, it was a hell of a storm.....so i was driving very carefully, while rain was coming down in buckets. at one point, at a stop street, i obviously stopped and waited for the traffic light to go green. when it did, i some how killed the engine, and while the engine was going nyanyanyanya trying to start it, there was an almighty thunder, and lightening hit the edge ofthe building high above, and knocked out a piece of cement and what not about a foot square and just as wide and it landed just in front of my car. if i had driven off when i could , it would have landed just about right over my head

coincidence? maybe

αλλα έκανα τον σταυρό μου και ευχαρίστησα τον Θεό

Edited by eyoismos, 28 June 2012 - 03:14 AM.

[Blue Tongued Skink]

Not once,.. when the grim reaper takes a swipe I am the phantom cat-skink of inland australia, all these years of being buried in the dirt and listening to the earth's secrets has served me well.

The signature is the only occasion,.. I thought I was going to drown or be asphyxiated by her pent up muslim grip, dont underestimate the strength of that little bronze claw, I couldn't even vocalise my warning with a deep guttural hiss.

[Μπουμπουλίνα]

Not once,.. when the grim reaper takes a swipe I am the phantom cat-skink of inland australia, all these years of being buried in the dirt and listening to the earth's secrets has served me well.

The signature is the only occasion,.. I thought I was going to drown or be asphyxiated by her pent up muslim grip, dont underestimate the strength of that little bronze claw, I couldn't even vocalise my warning with a deep guttural hiss.

Bah...what did you expect from a Turk?

[TZAKI]

im too blond too remember....