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TZAKI : (21 May 2012 - 11:50 PM) ps when's kretan getting married i don't want to miss him before he goes....if anybody knows post a new wedding post for him....na tou efxithoume!!!!
TZAKI : (21 May 2012 - 11:49 PM) happy name day to all the KONSTANTINOUS KAI ELLENIs xronia polla paidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ellena are you an elleni??? if so xronia polla koukla..
Greek for Life : (21 May 2012 - 09:17 PM) Hellooooooooooooooooo
set2love : (21 May 2012 - 04:14 PM) Ajax we will be gentle, come back
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Doctor : (21 May 2012 - 04:11 PM) Ajax's penis extension :P
set2love : (21 May 2012 - 04:10 PM) what did i miss??? "Doctor says ' Would you really want people touching it?"...
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Thredbo : (21 May 2012 - 11:09 AM) Like the batmobile?
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 11:09 AM) You're welcomed in it for a drive doc :P
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 11:09 AM) and a movie can almost double its value ;)
Thredbo : (21 May 2012 - 11:07 AM) Imagine what they will do in it. It will end up smelling like a taxi in Kings cross at 4 am
Doctor : (21 May 2012 - 11:03 AM) Would you really want people touching it?
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 11:03 AM) All dreaming aside, im off paidia have an awesome afternoon !
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 11:03 AM) Now, now how cool would it be if my old ford ends up being in a movie :D
Thredbo : (21 May 2012 - 11:01 AM) I like airbags and crumple zones personally.
Thredbo : (21 May 2012 - 11:00 AM) set up a unit trust. All your decedents can own units and it should only be used for weddings and things like that.
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 10:53 AM) just saying....
Ajax : (21 May 2012 - 10:52 AM) I may have more kids, never know.............
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#81 Thredbo

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:46 AM

View Postwhooshka, on 16 February 2012 - 09:01 PM, said:

no, that's not right, i don't bite my nails (wtf)

but I'm very rude and rarely clean haha

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:58 PM

View PostTZAKI, on 17 February 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

a friend of mine got married, she has her own money and so does her hubby. When she goes shopping eg and needs to buy personal hygiene goods, she is expected to use her own money.......WTF


Sounds like a recipe for disaster

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:14 AM

View Postfake empire, on 16 February 2012 - 12:48 PM, said:

my 10 dating no no's:

1. EX FILES: do NOT compare me nor mention your ex. that is not a conversation starter

I dont know what you are talking about. my better half never stops talking about X-Files -
apparently she is a big believer in the supernatural

2. guys with dirty finger nails (if you knew you were on a date, atleast clean them)

I made my wife dance the other day .... with rage. so ... a lesson to all .... dont put a little bit of boogie in the curtains

3. checking out every chick that walks past.

Damn. Kretan you have blown your chances here. get rid of the kotetsi and start breeding beavers

4. a guy who cant dress: army pants with a striped top does not go.

personally i like to party almost eu naturale -

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i mean ...we can't have gonzilla flaying about and frightening the natives, can we?

5. bad B.O (smelly pooo)

ε λοιπόν έκλασα .. τι θέλεις να κανω δηλαδή ; αερόστατο ήθελες να γίνω;
(αλήθεια ποιός σου έμαθε να φτιάχνεις την φασολάδα που μου σερβίρησες ; )

6. guys who have bad concentration and eye contact. my face isnt at my chest

HEY! we all know the game. whatever stares at me, i stare back .... and whoever blinks first, wins.
fair warning though ... i have yet too lose. so bring it on

7. cars, soccer, footy, cricket - girls simply dont give 2 shits about this.

but tonsile hockey and couch rugby is the rave, i hear, amongst the gals

8. if im constantly hearing my own voice, there is a problem. no one likes talkin to a brick wall

probably because i got bored listening to some ramblings about nail varnish on tootsies, trying to fit in a dress 2 sizes too small, and "skinning" about your mates

so I went for a smoke break.

9. macca's, kfc or any fast food joint is NOT the place i like to go.

wow! cool.... you bring the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to the beach chased down with the cheap plonk I will organize. Then we can snog to our heart's content - The perfect way to pass the night. and the best part.... i can always steal a flower or two from the nearest hotel and give it to you, ..... for a bit of romance on the side

10. && most of all,, guys who expect half the money for the bill. where has chivalry gone you tight ass!!

now that is what i call liberated. you prefer to pay the whole bill ... anything to get your hands on moi's package. But i dont mind .. i am all for equal rights .... cause i am a liberated kinda guy


haha feel free to add :)

γαμώ το φελέκι μου γαμώ
που με βάζεις σε μεγάλο πειρασμό
και τώρα ένα πράγμα θέλω εγώ
να δώσω φασκελό αυτοκρατορικό
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Edited by eyoismos, 19 February 2012 - 11:19 AM.


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Posted 18 February 2012 - 08:55 AM

View Postwhooshka, on 15 February 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

I hate it when you're out on a date having a good time and all of a sudden an alien jumps out of her chest and eats her brains while she's still alive and screaming for help. And then the alien tells you it wants to be 'just friends'




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Posted 20 February 2012 - 08:14 AM

hahahah eyo... you're quite the character. i like you.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:27 AM

does this mean you will have a date with me?

of course.... you are paying

I'll have the baked alaska

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:58 AM

now your showing your age no one has baked alaska now a days...lol

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 11:04 AM

since when is baked alaska a cliche ?

have i missed something?

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:07 AM

dont worry fake.... ας τους να λένε

i am all prepared for our date

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:08 AM

φακή... χαχαχαχα - άκου όνομα φακή

θα σε φάμε με το κρεμμυδάκι

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:40 AM

run red run....

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:18 AM

τώρα μου κάνεις χαλάστρα γαμώτο !!!!!

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:20 AM

The funniest moment in Game show history, the Newly weds as featured in , George Clooney's 2002 film Confessions of a Dangerous Mind



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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM

on tv she said WHAT!

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:09 PM

View PostTZAKI, on 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

on tv she said WHAT!

It was edited in the 1970's but someone at the studio could not let this gem be lost and it was hidden for nearly 35 years. It was screened in George Clooney's Confessions of a dangerous mind about the creater of this show who claimed he was a CIA assassin .

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:29 AM

thats one movie i haven't seen.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

View PostTZAKI, on 17 February 2012 - 08:18 AM, said:

View PostBlue Tongued Skink, on 16 February 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

View PostTZAKI, on 16 February 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

you should learn to SAY MY NAME bluey!!!

now you know the greek dip tzatziki, the yoghurt dip with garlic you know the one... (if not go to your local supermarket and buy it)

tz a tzi ki

this will be the easiest way for you to learn may name.

well sound out the first three lettters

tza...."tza" as your going to say the word tzatziki

"tza"

then you say "ki" sounds like the word KIA without the A (YOU KNOW THE CAR KIA)

put it together TZA KI ..............TZAKI

ok now SAY IT a few times TZAKI tzaki TZAKI tzaki.....

please try your very best to lose the aussie twang...

What are you talking about? :on_the_quiet: I do!

Plus my narrator,.. is not of a northern English 'aussie' trash origin,.. it is of Galician, Basque and Cornish heritage.

to be sure to be sure


hey bluey do you have red hair?????

Red hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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.... I think I've just broken a bone...

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